1) monday during a meeting i had to take carter to i let him eat 3 packages of fruit snacks, 1 full size pack of m&ms, and 2 mini snickers. (blasted candy bowl in the middle of the table. won't even tell you what all i ate.) this was all too keep him busy and quiet. which he wasn't.
2) last night i took the kids to the play castle at mem city mall and then to panera bread (aka 'banana bread' to eden). about two seconds after we got there carter had a massive poo. i mean MASSIVE. and STINKY. and two seconds after that e told me she had an emergency and needed to go the bathroom, stat. so we left the play castle and went into baby gap to the bathroom (i bet they regret being right by the play castle and the only nearby bathroom...). while eden does her business, i realize as i am changing carter i have no wipes or diapers with me. what does an innovative, smart mom do in this situation? she uses wet paper towels to wipe her son's bum, and then uses more paper towels to wipe as much poo as possible out of the dirty diaper and then puts the diaper right back on her son.
gross, i know. but you know i'm not the first person to do this. or am i?
1 comment:
Oh I think I would have let him fly freely for a little while, maybe hoofed it down to Target all the while buying them a sugary pretzel to satisfy them.
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